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In. Director Mark Griffiths. Top credits Director Mark Griffiths.
Photos Top cast Edit. James Karen Logan as Logan. Louise Baker Cookie as Cookie. Alexandros Mylonas Brucie as Brucie. Robert Rhine Montino as Montino. Sam Temeles Rags as Rags.
Nana Fantasy Stewardess as Fantasy Stewardess. Brenda Bakke Morgan as Morgan.
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It's sun, sand and sex in the Greek Islands. Add content advisory. Did you know Edit.
Trivia Scotty Palmer Brad Zutaut and his buddy Rags Sam Temeles travel together on the cruise ship 'Oceanos' which is Hard bodies sex for its well publicized sinking on August 4, almost five years after the release of this film.
Quotes Albertine : You did my back, not my front. Connections Follows Hardbodies User reviews 19 Review. Top review. Absolutely Wretched. I normally consider myself a bit of a tough guy when it comes to enduring bad movies.
Somewhat in the way alcoholics build up a tolerance to hard liquor, I have a thick skin against terrible cinema provided there are at least a few redeeming moments. Inspired by nostalgia for late night cable TV, the only way to see nudity and real debauchery as a kid in the '80s, I decided to watch this wreck on an ultra cheap DVD.
But it hit me a Mike Tyson circa uppercut.
I couldn't watch all of it. It's THAT bad.
A much better movie that accomplishes somewhat of what they were trying to do here is Summer Lovers featuring a very young Daryl Hannah. Or the original and much better Harbodies. The entire premise of these '80s airhead summer teen sex movies is naked flesh, but at least some of them had a Hard bodies sex level of comedy or sexiness. But nothing here is funny, or particularly sexy. Brenda Bakke is absolutely stunning, but no one gets to do anything worthwhile because the movie is a failure from start to finish.
I guess simply admiring her beauty is worth something and most starlets did not have fake body parts back then, which is very refreshing.
But overall, life is too short to watch movies like this. Or review them. Hey wait I just wasted Enforcer Oct 10, Details Edit. Release date September 12, United States.
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